I’m from the Bay Area, born and raised. It’s home and I absolutely love it. I’m sarcastic about 90% of the time. I like plants, like a lot. I’d totally live in the jungle if I could. I love dogs, reading, and horror movies. I’m fat and people like me. I really want to go to Bali one day. I usually show my excitement by awkward pelvic thrusts. Naps are the best thing ever. Accordingly to my DNA test, I’m 4% Asian. I’m into weird, creepy, vintage art and a bit of an odd decor enthusiast. People watching!
I talk a lot of shit, but I can be really adorable too. My sense of humor is a bit obscure and sometimes twisted. I''m a creature of habit but often enjoy the thrill of getting out of my comfort zone. 50/50 introvert/extrovert. I really enjoy live music. My music tastes are varied-eclectic. THAI FOOD. Anything spicy.
Slightly awkward and unapologetically have a mouth of a sailor. Opinionated. If you think Will Ferrell is funny, well get along. I like being bare foot, the dark/nighttime and being cold. Which all together sounds dead, but whatever. Right now, being active is a big part of my life, whether it’s the dog park, hiking, gym.
I’ll be honest, it’s hard finding people who “get you” so if I do find one that I can connect with, it’s really ****ing cool. I''d prefer meeting someone I can tolerate. Someone mentally, emotionally balance and can communicate effectively. If you can make me laugh, I’m pretty much sold. Definitely not looking for a pen pal or someone to fluff my ego. If you’re over 30 and still say, “let’s kick it” — sorry I’m not your girl. I once found Waldo on one of the really hard ones with all the fake Waldo’s, so I guess it’s fair to say I’m pretty accomplished.
Puxando conversa (ex. o que você gostaria de fazer num primeiro encontro...)
Favorite Will Ferrell quote, or... worst date ever. Cause those are always fun. If you’ve gotten this far...there’s a chance you’ve read my profile. I wrote a shittt ton of things which make it easy to start a conversation. The “hi’s” and clearly copied and pasted messages...well, they’re just not interesting. I have 100 “good morning beautiful” messages, makes me wanna throw myself off the sidewalk.